One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married
Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Kin Hubbard
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
Kin Hubbard
The alimentary canal is thirty-two feet long. You control only the first three inches of it. Control it well.
Kin Hubbard